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Saturday, March 05, 2011

i LOVE snl.

when i was in the hospital a couple of weeks ago. that night i felt like shit. but this managed to get a laugh out of me.


Tuesday, March 01, 2011

no booty call? mo alcohol *fist pumps*

well now that it has been about six weeks without sex...i'm putting my energy into....alcohol. notice to your right...i'm the one with the EMPTY glass. and that was drink 5. i know. i need to move that sexually deprived energy into my local fitness facility..and I will asap. It's getting warm outside! Not to mention...I can't get into ANY of my jeggings anymore. In the last six weeks, I prolly put on 10 pounds. 


i looked in the mirror this morning and screamed....GIRL GETCHO LIFE TOGETHER......... 

I want the body that I had this summer back...I got weight to move...literally off my body. Here we go with diet number 6,980,073.