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Sunday, October 05, 2008

WHAT IS A SELLEROWIN??

Ohhhkay...I am NOT one for spoofs. But...this shit right here...OMG I AM SO DEAD from this... Affion Crockett isn't always funny to me. But I decided to take a look at his Making the Band 4 spoofs...and I DIED! So its basically a spoof of Making the Band 4 Seasons 1 & 2. So, he has like 8 or 9 episodes on YouTube. I definitely recommend you watch them all. Especially the ones with the girls. I swear that girl is Aubrey's cousin... But anyways, I picked my favorite one. 

Remember the "Bitchassness" episode when they were recording "Come With Me" in the studio with Kwame? Remember how Kwame and the other producers were getting on Robert about the vibrato in his voice? "Pull up to the cuhlllllllllub" IF NOT.... here is the actual episode just watch like the first 10 minutes...THEN.. watch the spoof. 




HERE IS THE SPOOF ON THIS EPISODE::



"check ya shoes i wanna see if you stepped in that bullshit!"



just in case you don't get the Kwame references...  go to youtube and type in "Kwame - Ownlay Euee" I don't know if I spelled that right I can't remember I was a kid too! All I remember is my moms killed that song and I fucked with polka dots in the early 90s. and on some lowkey shit I still DO.


now that Britney's "chemicals" are no longer "imbalanced"...



i'm gonna miss precious moments like these. ::sniffles::

role model # 1. kelis and why i love her so much.

so basically..i've been a big kelis fan since the "i hate you so much right now ahhhh" days. i was...hmm...i wanna say 14 when that song came out? well she had this big blondish orangey pink fro that i thought was so amazing because i had never seen anyone with blonde hair that was black and it didn't look ghetto! well needless to say did i think she was a great singer? no...entertaining? yes! i mean that video was dope she beat the hell out of her boyfriend after finding out her cheated then started a old crusty wife parade down a block at 2am. i watched it everytime it came on. 



overall i just thought she was adorable and real! i was like "omg i love it. she has pink hair!!" then she like faded into obscurity.. we all know star trak has like bad deals or some shit and the promotion was lacking.. then they shelved "wanderland." i waited on that! it never came to me. i got in 2005 but that was beside the point. then i got the whole "milkshake" phenomena. loved it. then it died. like everyone killed it. it was dead in like 6 weeks. but people beat the damn song to death and to this day i cant listen to it straight through without wanting to shoot myself or do that "switchboard-y" hip dance she did in the video. either way. lack of US promo and released a wack single, then she disappeared again. but i had the cd. so i was good.

umm..yeah so then the "bossy" lady came out. i think at this point kelis realized that she needs a gimmick to have a hit. can't knock that hustle at all! i mean i hated it at first but then it grew on me. i was an adult at this point and she was fabulous! you can't deny it. she rocked the high waist denim first! she had a grill before all the girls did! and the epic haircut! she kept it funky with the angled bobs! she added bangs. went back to pink. the bitch is fierce! i still miss my big hair with the-jeans-and-the-jordans-kelis. but....i really love this new fabulous girl. i feel like she single handedly brought the 80s back. her and nas. nas was jumping off the whole big dookie rope chain look they brought the 80s back in 05. back in the day, when american apparel had like zero business. all in all, i love kelis because she is a trendsetter she isn't afraid to wear some shit that might be borderline ridiculous looking sometimes but thats what fashion is about. its about keeping it interesting and taking risks. but having enough swagger to pull it off. she really just doesnt really give a fuck which is why i love her the most.


and i forgive you and nas for the "nigger" jackets. i know it seemed like a good idea but that was not needed at all. i don't care what you promotin'. i simply can't.

ahhhhhh. loves it. loves it.



no for real, i would wear these. omg.. contemplate the outfit. i saw these over on kanyes blog and i had to put it on mine and express my love for it. jeremy scott does it again! he is such an innovative little creature. did you see that curtain rod dress thingy on ANTM? hot. for the runway only though. but these are just...fly? i had to! but they are gorge. i love. its like the angel of all sneakers isn't it?

skateboard porn.

[let me explain the meaning of skateboard porn. i look for new pharrell pictures like an addiction, yanno how you get sucked into porn you just can't look away? ::looks left and right:: or so i hear.. um yeah... instead of skateboard p...]

how lucky is this broad?
lmao @ the girl on the left. is she hysterical or hatin?