when i was in the hospital a couple of weeks ago. that night i felt like shit. but this managed to get a laugh out of me.
Saturday, March 05, 2011
Friday, March 04, 2011
Tuesday, March 01, 2011
no booty call? mo alcohol *fist pumps*
well now that it has been about six weeks without sex...i'm putting my energy into....alcohol. notice to your right...i'm the one with the EMPTY glass. and that was drink 5. i know. i need to move that sexually deprived energy into my local fitness facility..and I will asap. It's getting warm outside! Not to mention...I can't get into ANY of my jeggings anymore. In the last six weeks, I prolly put on 10 pounds. #EPICFAIL.
i looked in the mirror this morning and screamed....GIRL GETCHO LIFE TOGETHER.........
I want the body that I had this summer back...I got weight to move...literally off my body. Here we go with diet number 6,980,073.
;)
Friday, February 25, 2011
*shrug*
i'm a sweet girl. i can also be a raging bitch. however...there is something divine about me. i don't know what it is but whenever someone hurts me or causes me tears....something really bad happens to them. and i don't even do it. i dunno what it is. i don't want to know or ask. but maybe my name should've been karma or something.
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