vmas2011

beyonce's pregnant. jonah hill is skinny. britney spears looks like her old self. tyler the creator's mom thanked jesus, kanye DID NOT act an ass. foo fighters won an award after majority of my childhood was spent watching them lose and lady gaga was actually a man. now join me as i take this bottle to the head and wait patiently for pigs to fly passed my window.

i hate this shit right here.

these muthafuckers piss me off. fuck the ronnie and sam relationship. 

sooo they installed surveillance cameras....

....at one of my jobs. and everytime i walk past one i find myself doing this....



you know, just for shits and giggles...makes my work day a little brighter. 

august was a blur.

me: wait it's the 21st?! where'd the days go?


tenise : at work.


me: right. i have to let one of these jobs go.


tenise: welp. 

shoooooeeeeeesssss.

anyone who knows me knows i love mocassins. i have several pair. and all things related. these are def mocassin inspired. these are darling. he took a tumble in these but ey...i trip all the time :)

ye x jay - otis.

" i adopted these niggas Phillip Drummond 'em. "

-kanye muthafuckin west.

thursday = jersday

 pauly be on ten. its hilarious but

 i couldnt live with dude. he too loud. and he be the first up waking everybody the hell up all early n shit. #howtomakemefightyou

"there's nothing not to love about me"

#idgaf

a bitch is tired. i'm working two jobs... its a lot easier than i expected. but hey, i have about $1800 to go. i'm not playing i'm buying a new body. boo-hoo bitches. 

Major Lazer - Pon De Floor

This video is a slightly oldie but a goodie. Have you ever seen any of these jamaican daggering videos? Please youtube that. It's like juking on steroids. Super-juking if you may... I've seen some crazy shit in my day like J-Smoov, lmao... But I ain't never seen no shit like this. I know these niggas be sore!

Notice that beat... they gave it to Beyonce ;) Shoutout to some of my fave producers Diplo and Switch who are Major Lazer.

i knew they wore sew-ins!

image from bossip.com